Today was pretty uneventful, it was a normal day as a college student; school, friends, and homework. It was a great day to be outside. After modern, I went with Kelley and Jamie to the Den to get a drink. We were just talking and having a good time.

On the way we got on the topic of Jamie being short, for some reason imagined Jamie as a Leprechaun. I mentioned it to the girls and Jamie said she would have to be a drunk Leprechaun. We all began to think of Jamie as a drunk Leprechaun and all the possible shenanigans she would be up to; hiding in the closet and drunkenly trying to scare you as you open the door, putting wires up and watching people trip over them as they walked past, and getting chased by a cat then turning herself into a cat and confusing the one chasing after her. Unfortunately she was not able to find a way to change herself back and instead of alcohol she reverted to catnip.

Afterwards we sat down on Chauncey Hill at the picnic tables by Hot Box Pizza. We just sat there and chatted, rambling on about random shit. Just sitting in the sun, relaxing and hanging out with friends was great. I ended up having a great burn on Kelly. Jamie and I were discussing about how easy it is to make fun of Kelley. She replied back, “Well at least I’m entertaining.” Having left herself open I took the grand opening of her own demise and stated, “Whores are entertaining too.” Kelley gave me the infamous woman stare, and Jamie and I busted into a laughing fit. I decided to call Ricky because of his love of insults. He answered and I told him the story, he asked if I did the burn dance. I caught onto what he was saying and loudly announced I did not know the burn dance. I laughed and hung up the phone, and then Jamie and I pounded fists acknowledging my great achievement. Kelley reverted to silence in attempt to not make a bigger fool over herself, it was probably for the better. Jamie eventually announced she had to go home and get something to eat. We said our goodbyes Jamie left, and Kelley and I headed back towards campus.

Once outside Kelley’s dorm, Kelley and I talked about our life. Eventually it got to the subject of where we were at in this relationship. It ended well because I got to say how I felt and was not making an ass of myself. I’m glad we can be friends because this entire situation was fucked up. We then began talking about Katie and Ken’s relationship, our worries because it is both of their first real relationship. I just worry because your first relationship ends very badly or lasts forever. Normally is the first option and I never want Katie to get hurt. Eventually we went up to her room and continued talking; mainly about sex, relationship, our expeditions with each other and other people as well. Eventually both of us had to leave and head to class. Before I left, I imagined Jamie sitting on the edge of the trashcan and drunkenly falling into it, we laughed and I walked out the door.

Once I got outside I remembered Kelley saying she was not going to go to class and I decided to send her a chain of text telling her to go to class. She called me very frustrated to say the least.

After I got back from class, I chilled and then went down to dinner. After dinner I went outside and met Baldwin, the Greek Community Representative running for Student Government President. I decided afterward I like him and his platform, everything he said seem attainable and nothing too lofty. Also he stated, “Fuck you Kyle Pendleton!” After those words there was no doubt in my mind I was voting for.

I went upstairs napped and talked to my mom. I found out a girl Stephanie from my youth group was feeling down, so she was placed on antidepressants. It began making her sick so they took her off of them. If you have never taken antidepressants you do not understand how difficult it is to wean oneself off of them, it completely fucks with you chemical balances in your head. As a high school girl it was greatly emphasized due to hormones raging. In this form of semi-mental instability she kicked her mom, bit her dad, the cops were called and while they were there she went to the bathroom, locked the door, and began cutting her wrists. I feel for her because the pain you feel from not being accepted by others hurts.

I walked downstairs, and found the people attempting to practice their serenades. I joined learned it quickly, like always. I told Alexis I would help her and the guys whenever she needed it. I then went outside smoked hookah and chilled with the guys on the porch.